Hannah Montana: Taking Over The World

Burritos Should Be illegal In Puerto Rico. because if most of the population eat burritos, McDonald's will get sad and so will that clown they have as a mascot, cause they couldn't sell big macs due to the fact that everyone in Puerto Rico eat burritos.

Anyway, the other day I heard two sayings: 1. "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
2. "Revenge is sweet" and when I put them together i thought: ICE - CREAM. But is ice cream sweet and cold? Yes. There's no argument about and people who would rather have there ice -cream warm and sour or bitter, you my friend(s), have a serious problem, unless your lactose intolerant, then you're OK, but I feel bad, because would that mean your allergic to cows, or just the milk and stuff that come out of cows? So, if you had to eat chocolate, would you have to have soy milk in the chocolate, so wouldn't it be called: soy chocolate?

Miley Cyrus, world sensation, and pop star, the 17 year old girl who just has to put on a wig to be someone else, I mean, just because you think you're someone else doesn't make that true, I mean, sooner or later kids are going to find out it's a wig. Hannah Montana's face is on EVERYTHING. Cups, shirts, mouse pads, everything you can think of, her face is on it. Sooner or later she's gonna have her face on toilet paper, and billboards all over the world will have to say: WIPE YOUR ASS WITH MY FACE! And then what do you see? Kids aged 7 - 10 framing toilet paper and hanging it up in there rooms just because it has Hannah Montana's face on it. Get a grip Hannah, and you too Miley you schizophrenic weirdo.


T...(Mr. Awesome)